Q: Why did the belt get locked up?
A: He held up a pair of pants
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Q: What do you call a fat psychic?
A: A four chin teller.
Q: What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?
A: A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!
Q: What do you call a computer that sings?
A: A-Dell
Q: Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica?
A: It's dread-full.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman?
A: Froze-T
Q: What did the femur say to the patella?
A: I kneed you.
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
Q: What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
A: a yardvark!
Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station!
Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?
A: A taxi driver.
Q: What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?
A: LMAYO
